Tuesday, September 26, 2006

More from my favorite Canuck

I know I need to update my blog... Several people have kindly reminded me of this. Perhaps I will write a summary post on my flight back to San Francisco later this week. We'll see.

For now, I need to share something from my favorite Canuck.

me: you calling in?
CanuckBE: if you ask politely.
me: pretty please, with a beeyotch slap on top?
CanuckBE: :)
CanuckBE: pissed!
CanuckBE: [customer] has architected the network himself. he has done the site survey.
me: grand.
CanuckBE: i suck cock and bullshit like the best of them.
me: that was brilliant.
me: you're my hero.
me: what did you think of the call? for this customer, we should [insert fabulous strategy here].
CanuckBE: beauteous. tanku!
me: how the hell do you sleep when you have five kids?
CanuckBE: midol for children.
me: talk with jellin... he's in same boat.
me: give them nips of baileys.
CanuckBE: and I don't sleep. . . I need to make money to support all those mouths.
CanuckBE: nope. . . baileys is for daddy's coffee in the morning.
CanuckBE: natural whitener and sweetener in one convenient bottle.
me: that's the truth. ok, need to get going... McGoo is blowing up my phone.