Uh, sure, it's a hybrid

So yesterday I brought The Commuter for an oil change at Jiffy Lube. I'd change it myself, but I was lazy this time. At any rate, I heard the most funny thing in some time.

Jiffy Lube service person: 2002 Suburban!
Customer: Yes. *walks up to the counter*
Jiffy Lube service person: The 2002 Suburban is yours?
Customer: Yes.
Jiffy Lube service person: Is that the hybrid model?
Customer: No.

Umm no is right. Goodness. ThumbSucker and I barely controlled breaking into hysterical laughter.