Did you know?

"Did you know you can lead a cow upstairs, but now downstairs?" That was the text message I received at 4:00 a.m. PT this morning.

Whoever you are 408-768-6432, expect a text message in the wee hours as a friendly wake-up call. Perhaps I'll ask you, "Did you know that our presidential administration is a run by a group of 'tards?"