Continued string of odd dreams
Last night, I dreamt I was in a meeting with approximately 20 people. RHils, a former no-good slacker, Edelclan work bud, turned legitimate analyst relations professional, lead the meeting.
Out of the blue, he pointed at me, and asked if I had a productive day, insinuating that I slacked off in the morning. I arose from a very comfortable Herman Miller office chair, and said, "How dare you question my output. At least I didn't camp out in the office library at night, watch porn on the company computer, make thousands of dollars worth of international long distance calls, and have employees complain to HR that you were creeping them out." (all true by the way)
He gulped, sat down, and cried.
Others in the meeting got out of their seat, patted RHils' head, then exited the conference room and said, "That was the best meeting..." What was odd is the room was decorated and arranged similar to a kindergarten classroom.
I left the room without saying another word.
I left the building, and found a random dude on a scooter. I told him that I need to get out of here, quickly. He said he needed "to jet" because the pigs were after him. I did not know the guy, but I held him tightly for fear that I would fall off his scooter as he ran red lights and leaned excessively while taking turns.
In my dream, I awoke, and my teeth felt like they were loose. Then my alarm clock buzzed. I woke up, grabbed my teeth, and felt them, firmly rooted in my gums. *cheesy smile*
Can you explain this dream?
Out of the blue, he pointed at me, and asked if I had a productive day, insinuating that I slacked off in the morning. I arose from a very comfortable Herman Miller office chair, and said, "How dare you question my output. At least I didn't camp out in the office library at night, watch porn on the company computer, make thousands of dollars worth of international long distance calls, and have employees complain to HR that you were creeping them out." (all true by the way)
He gulped, sat down, and cried.
Others in the meeting got out of their seat, patted RHils' head, then exited the conference room and said, "That was the best meeting..." What was odd is the room was decorated and arranged similar to a kindergarten classroom.
I left the room without saying another word.
I left the building, and found a random dude on a scooter. I told him that I need to get out of here, quickly. He said he needed "to jet" because the pigs were after him. I did not know the guy, but I held him tightly for fear that I would fall off his scooter as he ran red lights and leaned excessively while taking turns.
In my dream, I awoke, and my teeth felt like they were loose. Then my alarm clock buzzed. I woke up, grabbed my teeth, and felt them, firmly rooted in my gums. *cheesy smile*
Can you explain this dream?
posted by E-Double at 4:39 PM
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