SFO to JFK
Why are some travelers rude and oblivious to the rest of the world? There is just no reason, really.
Offender 1 - Seriously, you held up the line to check-in your baggage and did not have a clue what you were doing. Clueless in San Francisco International Airport Terminal 3!
Offender 2 - Seriously, you could not figure out how to stow your HUGE Tumi bag in the overhead compartment. You held-up traffic for more than five minutes desperately trying to stash your baggie. My advice: pack less, Ms. Prissy! And removing the 'tude may have earned you a helping hand. You 'tude... You lose.
Offender 3 - Seriously, on the plane, you took two seats. Seat 37A housed your bum, upper body and aged highlight job accented with pretentious celebrity sunglasses that look oh so 2002. Seat 37B was delighted with your feet, your multi-colored, fake-looking Louis Vuitton bag and your 'tude. Beeyotch! I didn't want to sit next to you anyway, and hear you talk with your pal about his wallpaper project for 20 minutes prior to lift off.
Offender 4 - Seriously, you twitched and turned so much in your seat (35B) I was ready to give you $150 to upgrade to business class. All the movement disrupted my sleep.
Offender 1 - Seriously, you held up the line to check-in your baggage and did not have a clue what you were doing. Clueless in San Francisco International Airport Terminal 3!
Offender 2 - Seriously, you could not figure out how to stow your HUGE Tumi bag in the overhead compartment. You held-up traffic for more than five minutes desperately trying to stash your baggie. My advice: pack less, Ms. Prissy! And removing the 'tude may have earned you a helping hand. You 'tude... You lose.
Offender 3 - Seriously, on the plane, you took two seats. Seat 37A housed your bum, upper body and aged highlight job accented with pretentious celebrity sunglasses that look oh so 2002. Seat 37B was delighted with your feet, your multi-colored, fake-looking Louis Vuitton bag and your 'tude. Beeyotch! I didn't want to sit next to you anyway, and hear you talk with your pal about his wallpaper project for 20 minutes prior to lift off.
Offender 4 - Seriously, you twitched and turned so much in your seat (35B) I was ready to give you $150 to upgrade to business class. All the movement disrupted my sleep.
posted by E-Double at 9:39 PM
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