If you doubt, then the answer is yes
Person (31, gay, San Francisco, CA): Am I too old to wear Diesel?
Me: Yes.
Person: Don't say that.
Me: You asked me for my thought. Ask yourself this question - what is the difference between a 35-year-old Castro queen who wears a blaring Abercrombie & Fitch-logo shirt and a 35-year-old Castro queen who wears Diesel?
Person: What?
Me: Nothing. Nothing at all. You may as wear a shirt with a huge Tommy Hillfiger logo.
Person: ...
Me: As with everything in life, you hope to graduate to another level. You can't wear Abercrombie & Fitch when you're 45-years-old, right?
Person: *shudder*
Me: I'm glad I put things in perspective.
Me: Yes.
Person: Don't say that.
Me: You asked me for my thought. Ask yourself this question - what is the difference between a 35-year-old Castro queen who wears a blaring Abercrombie & Fitch-logo shirt and a 35-year-old Castro queen who wears Diesel?
Person: What?
Me: Nothing. Nothing at all. You may as wear a shirt with a huge Tommy Hillfiger logo.
Person: ...
Me: As with everything in life, you hope to graduate to another level. You can't wear Abercrombie & Fitch when you're 45-years-old, right?
Person: *shudder*
Me: I'm glad I put things in perspective.
posted by E-Double at 8:53 AM
1 Comments:
35 my ass. NO SELF RESPECTING MAN, gay or straight, OVER 30, should be wearing Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, Diesel, or anything worn by starving tweaked out 22 year old Castro clones, PERIOD.
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